i give you a warning do not look to the sky avoid their gaze those verminous beady eyes for they are watching and cannot wait to 
respond bestow on you a bountiful barrage of what is wrong

 

 

with this state of affairs when i cannot leave the house out of fear of attack from some winged rat or mouse

 

 

but with all this spare time that i have spent indoors i have been planing

 

 

the extermination of those giant rats from the sky the extermination for the safety of you and i

 

 

 

i must ask you please do not feed the birds for they are out of control and yet you have the nerve to encourage this behaviour with 
a certain lack of remorse oh wait I see you don’t live here it’s clear a tourist of course

 

 

well i must tell you to cut that shit out they were out of control but just look at them now if you are not part of the solution and all 
of that jazz then i have been planning
the extermination of those giant rats from the sky the extermination for the safety of you and I