Half-of-a-man
Granny had very bad eyes and ears, so she've never seen/heard as I was shooting her. Once I came really close. As close she could see me and my camera. She told me then: "I'm old, don't waste your film on me. I am not a man anymore. Just a half-of-a-man". I explained that I love her and that I use digital camera with no film. But she forgot it in a minute.