We're only here for work, not leisure, therefore it's not allowed to be enjoyable.

Tommy doesn't like the zoo. The zoo doesn't like Tommy.

There's a trail in the treetops that we don't like or enjoy.

Mousedeer make Tommy sad.

I could be at home right now. So could Tommy. We're at the zoo instead.

This is the tiger trek. At the Zoo. It's not really a trek. But there are some tigers.

I lay on a path to take this photo of a stream. Water can be dangerous.

oh no! I'm getting attacked It's not a real tiger though. Don't worry, that would go against the rules of health and safety.

It's good to know that there is a green metal box in the zoo in case there's an emergency. Green is a safe colour. not a creative one. Some traffic lights are green.

Joey came with us too. She's not as excited as she looks. She doesn't even look excited. Don't let her triumphant stance fool you. We were all miserable

Here are those tigers that were on the trek. They didn't move much.

Joey got to lie next to a tiger. It was a mediocre experience.

Tommy looked forward to the Baboons. Now he knows they're just as exciting as the rest of the zoo. Which is not. The zoo is not exciting.

Foxes are cute. But not as cute as me being asleep in my bed. I could be there. But instead I'm at the zoo with Tommy.

 

Here are some of those baboons that were not exciting.

 

yes.

 

Tommy has always been scared of Australia. ESS made us go anyway. ESS is part of the IB. The IB is a heartless program.

 

I am a live animal, so I got in this box said to contain live animals. This was a way of proving that the box could contain live animals.

 

YES OMG THIS SINK IT THE BEST THING LIKE IT'S SO CLEAN WE LOVE THIS SINK.

 

Joey and Tommy noticed the zoo in the background of our favourite sink. They still don't like the zoo.

 

Koalas live in a very impractical manner. I wouldn't want to be a koala

 

There are elephants here. Here is Asia. Elephants are quite large in size. We still don't like the zoo.

 

I told you elephants are quite large. This photo makes them look quite small. This is false. They are in fact quite large.

 

YES ELE-FUN AREA WAS GREAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS IN THE ZOO.

 

We didn't know which way to go at this point. There was a fork in the road.

 

Monkeys tend to consist of fairly earthy colours. This fact makes this sign somewhat misleading.

 

The zoo has hurt Tommy's mind. Tommy has forgotten how to use a clip board. The zoo is responsible for the erasing of such a critical life skill.

 

Sun bears are nice. We smile at sun bears. Sun bears don't like the zoo either, they share our pain. This is why we like sun bears.

 

This is the pain that the zoo can cause a sun bear.

 

Joey narrowly escaped consumption via tortoise. Tommy had her back. Joey is still alive. The tortoise is not.

 

Tommy has a mild fear of such critters. Critters make Tommy uncomfortable.

 

That is one cheeky croc.

 

I dislike how the zoo questions gender. The zoo has little respect for society.

 

Yes. Big is beautiful. Whales are big. Whales are also beautiful. The correlation is obvious.

 

Fragile. Just like Tommy's emotions.

 

It was ironic that I flew to the flight area. Some may say I was breaking rules. Others, like myself, may say I can do what I want.

 

Sloths are good for the planet. They also hate the zoo. And the IB. We like sloths.

 

Ducks are nice to look at if they're not being noisy. Tommy made friends with this duck. or at least he thought he did...

 

As I said earlier. I do what I want.

 

Tommy's duck friend flew directly at Tommy's face. It was funny. They are no longer friendly in any meaning of the word.

 

This Lemur was rude and didn't wave back to me. We don't like lemurs any more. 

 

Here is a closer look at one of the lemurs of which we no longer like. 

 

This ant-eater was climbing on wire mesh. It was not eating ants.

 

This is the face that my friend Cole makes in the majority of his photos. We like Cole's face.

 

Mole rats are ugly.

 

Mole rats are still ugly

 

Plants don't move much. These plants are stuck here in the zoo. We feel sorry for these plants as the zoo is largely unpleasant.

 

THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE GOT TO SIT AND FORGOT WE WERE IN THE ZOO HENCE THE INCREASED HAPPINESS.

 

We looked around and remembered we were in the zoo.

 

Tommy needed a drink because the zoo is heartless and robbed his body of hydration and nutrients. 

 

We like our powerful bond of friendship and love. These are two things that the zoo does not show any sign of.

 

Africa is wild and interesting. However, this is the zoo, not Africa. The zoo has lied to us yet again. The zoo is a bit of a dick.

 

Giraffes are happy despite being in the zoo. They probably only like it for the free food.

 

Tommy is getting hot and tired of the zoo now and is losing his patience.

 

Polar bears are fed at the zoo. The zoo feeds nothing but lies and hate to its animals.

 

YES OMG WE'RE FINALLY DONE AT THE ZOO THE END IS NEAR WE CAN SOON LEAVE.

 

WE LEFT THE ZOO AND GOT ICE CREAM. IRONICALLY I GOT SOME CALLED PHISH FOOD, SOMETHING OF WHICH IS OFTEN USED IN THE ZOO THAT WE SO DESPISE.

 

We're going home now. That was a horrible and laborious day. Thanks ESS. Thanks IB.