20 Things You Can Do With a Brick
1. For extra height when you’re feeling inadequate.
2. As a portable public speaking platform.
3. Put it in the sunshine and it becomes your cat’s new bed.
4. Why swat a fly, when you can drop a brick on it?
5. Draw a face on it, and say hello to your new companion.
6. Is that guy bothering you? Just take out your brick and whisper sweet nothings in its ear.
7. The centre of your new workout regime, saves you purchasing a step machine.
8. Make it a new symbol of equality. A brick doesn’t have a race or gender and yet it is relied on in the same way by cultures worldwide.
9. A garden chalkboard for your child.
10. Busy yourself finding the right place for it on your garden wall as you spy on your neighbours.
11. Fry an egg on it in the sunshine.
12. Use it as a book stop.
13. Put your disposable barbeque on it to avoid burning your lawn
14. If you like a plot of land, put a brick on it.
15. Attach it to your boat as an anchor to ensure a mode of transport if it floods.
16. Who needs a fire hammer when you can lob a brick through a window?
17. Reserve a set of plugholes in your household. Oh, who knew they were there?
18. Bored of your hair? Wrap it around a brick while wet and see the dimensions unfold.
19. As an example of how you expect a good student to remain in your lectures – quiet and stationary.
20. The star of your new novel – an animated brick who goes on an adventure.
