A canner exceedingly canny 

One morning remarked to his granny: 

“A canner can can 

Any thing that he can 

But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”

 

-- Carolyn Wells

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

-- Ogden Nash

I Wish that my Room had a Floor!
I don't so Much Care for a Door,
But this Crawling Around
Without Touching the Ground
Is Getting to be Quite a Bore! 

 

-- Gelett Burgess