Zombie girl with a difficult-to-pronounce name

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Hello. I am a zombie girl. Yadya is my name. You probably won't be able to pronounce it, but I'll do my best to explain it.
My name should be pronounced with the first sound like all the zombies in your world. Remember the film, they go there so vile, stinky, brrr... Horror... and hum...
Here... this is the first sound in my name. Just keep in mind that I'm no longer involved with your zombies.
They are all terrible; they never wash their hands, they do nothing interesting, and they are extremely rude and uneducated.
They didn't even go to school, according to the impression. Nightmare!

I'm completely unique. Yes, and everyone here is nothing like the people depicted in your films.

I also enjoy playing with children and took part in various sports activities. Skateboarding is my vacation.

And I have a friend! Real! Your zombies have no feelings at all, but Styopka and I have plenty! We come up with something new and interesting every day.

I also attend classes. Of course, I'm sick of school, but it's still useful there. Only now am I tired of these eternal proclamations - you can't act like that, Yadya!, Sit quietly and pay attention! Don't walk around the classroom!, Stop bothering Stepan, you're annoying him!
Bores!

Styopka and I have a very exciting life.)

We enjoy watching scary movies with Styopka late at night, almost at midnight. It's dark everywhere, even if you gouge out your eye, everyone has already gone to their graves, they're sleeping, and we'll make popcorn and sit all night because we're scared))
Following that, I enjoy going for walks on the roofs with Styopka. He is terrified of even the slightest rustle. You're going to die laughing.

And I recently decided to call on the spirit's help. I was curious as to why this was the case, especially since zombies do not have tablets or phones. By God, are we still in the Stone Age?
Jobs' spirit was summoned. Who else is there? So, I'd like a regular phone with a good camera, so that the photos are beautiful and the video is engaging.
Maybe I'll become a Zombigram celebrity.
We both agreed with him. He turned out to be a nice guy. So keep an eye out for new super bloggers in the near future.
Styopka will create an understandable expert page for you, and he will teach you about the mind. But I'm not, so I'll keep you entertained.) Well, incite to various adventures and experiments. Wow, we're going to get it!!! Already, the eye had dropped from delight and impatience!
Enter the room.

Styopka irritates me at times. But only for a short time) Because I understand that I taught him various tricks.
No, imagine how he set me up for Halloween last year! He stated that everyone had decided to hold a carnival and dress up in children's costumes. Whoever is the funniest and cutest wins. So I did, like a fool.
Mother dear, how they all laughed.
I got angry for a few minutes, of course, and promised Styopka that I would cut off his legs, but then I remembered that there were no legs anyway, and I started laughing)) Well done, our man!

For a long time, we haven't known how to be sad and offended at each other. After all, it's dull. And it's a shame to have missed the opportunity. It happens, so we laughed and moved on.)

So, you see, I can't even fool him any longer; he knows me too well.

I also knit sweaters and scarves for my friends for the holidays. We know we should dress warmly because we are cold-blooded, but what we really want is warmth and comfort.

Since I've been so open, I'll let you in on a little secret: I have two major weaknesses: sour marmalade worms (my God, I can just taste them, wonderful, sour to tears and then incredibly sweet... it's bliss) and chips (only with salt! no more toppings, additives, for anything! only natural potatoes and salt. This is the world's most beautiful dish.)

But, above all, I now enjoy reading. You can probably guess who instilled this love in me, right? Previously, I wasn't particularly fond of books, but Styopka selects such books for me that it's nearly impossible for me to resist. Sometimes I can sit under a lamp all night and read, read... Then I sleep in class, of course))
Books are real magic, unlike your elixirs, which contain all sorts of spells. In books, anything is possible. EVERYTHING is right here! Magic, I say!

So, we got to know each other) I was delighted to chat with you, thank you) Come visit us, we'll meet, I'll show you everything, and I'll treat you to chips)) Wishing you the best...