“There's a face.... next muffin”
- Ross Noble
"If you were the only girl in the world and I were the only boy...
one of us would have some pretty big explaining to do" - Dave Gorman
"About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather's back with lard.
After which he went downhill very quickly" - Milton Jones
"I like the Ten Commandments but I have a problem with the ninth. It should be - Thou shalt not covet they neighbour’s ox, except in Scrabble" - David O'Doherty
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