Project: https://www.ckids.net/
2D Comedians Stage Cartoon Character Funny Jokes Animation
Jokes Script:
Level 1
Are you ready for some good kosher animal jokes? Well, here we go!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call a funny chicken? A: A comedi-hen
Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? A: Because it has its own scales!
Are you ready for some non kosher animal jokes? Ready or not, here they are!
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: They are always stuffed!
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny!
Q: Why don't lobsters share? Because they are shellfish.
Level 2
For processed food, we make sure it has a Kosher symbol! And a good joke to go with it!
Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? A: I saw you yesterday.
Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry? A: Cookies!
Q: Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate? A: Because she was a cocoanut!
Q: What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes? A: A gram cracker.
Level 3 - Meat
Get ready for some MEATY jokes!
Q: What happens when a cow laughs too hard? A: It Cowlapses!
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow? A: Moo-dy
Q: What did the butcher say to the cow? A: Nice to meat you!
Level 4 - Dairy
A guy tried throwing a glass of milk while I was running! How dairy!
Q: What kind of candy is always late? A: Choco-late
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile A: Say Cheeese!
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese.
