"Ignite, set fire to your home
While its not true that wolves refuse to eat arsonists, it is a scientific fact that they are unable to detect the presence of one."
--Night Vale: The Lights in Raydon Canyon
"Only Old Town residents have reported hearing these inconceivable noises every evening as the sun crosses the indifferent horizon.
And the noises seem to be taking their toll.
There have been two heart attacks, twelve cases of significant muscular atrophy, and at least two dozen claims of folks growing a third eye”
—Night Vale: The Candidate
"The following is a test of the emergency Dream Broadcast System.
In the event of an actual emergency, you would just now be experiencing a dream in which you were in the neighborhood where you grew up. Only all the houses are now black, featureless cylinders.
You are home, but you are also somewhere from whence you will never find home again.
There is someone waiting for you at the end of the longest street. You know that. Although you do not know who.”
—Night Vale: The Candidate
Faceless Old Woman
"Did you know there’s a Faceless Old Woman who secretly lives in your home? It’s true! She’s there now. She’s always there, just out of your sight. Always just out of your sight."
—Welcome to Nightvale
"At night you can see the red light blinking on and off on top of the radio tower. A tiny flurry of human activity against the impeccable backdrop of stars and void.
You’ll sit out on the steps of your trailer with your back to the brightness of the car lot watching the radio tower for hours.
But only sometimes.”
—Night Vale: A Story About You
