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When I was growing up I was fairly put off by the idea of eggs. Their shape, structure and origin made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Nonetheless, my mother insisted that if she fed them to me enough my taste buds would take a liking to them.

Spoiler alert: it never happened.

To make matters worse, I… Read More
When I was growing up I was fairly put off by the idea of eggs. Their shape, structure and origin made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Nonetheless, my mother insisted that if she fed them to me enough my taste buds would take a liking to them.

Spoiler alert: it never happened.

To make matters worse, I had no dog to feed my eggs to and my mother was a human bulwark to the trashcan. So, instead of eating them I decided to write ads for them on paper napkins. Maybe I thought that if enough people bought them then there wouldn't be any left for my mother to buy. Or maybe I just liked writing.

After my mom saw my "advertisements" she stopped giving me eggs. Advertising must really work, I thought to myself. So, in my disdain for eggs I discovered a passion for advertising. And that's why I'm here today. I'm here to write advertisements to best of my ability, no matter how gross I think the product might be. Read Less
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