I enjoy long walks on the beach, wearing nothing but a tube-sock on my left foot, and reading the instruction manual for my electric shaver.
I have been known to recite my inner-monologue at inappropriate times, such as; when on the toilet @ work, or standing next to someone using the urinals at a public washroom… Read More
I enjoy long walks on the beach, wearing nothing but a tube-sock on my left foot, and reading the instruction manual for my electric shaver.
I have been known to recite my inner-monologue at inappropriate times, such as; when on the toilet @ work, or standing next to someone using the urinals at a public washroom, and also when trying on swimsuits at Zellers or Walmart.
My favourite music includes the sounds of mice coming from the air duct above my office cubicle.
I sometimes like to leave reminder notes around my desk including : "Remember to wipe front-to-back" and "Be sure to file this under 'poop'"
People I know have described me as: "eccentric", "neurotic", "narcissistic", and "pleasant".
I once stuck a fork in a wall socket "just to see what all the fuss is about".
A little-known-fact about me is that the tattoo on my left forearm translates to "and so he looked, but not too long to avoid her asking for another $5 bill" Read Less
