- MIchael Jackson " I have slept in a bed with many children ".
Bill Clinton " I never slept with that woman ".
Mel Gibson " The jews are responsible for all the wars in the word ".
John Galliano " I love Hitler ".
Tom Cruise " I'm gonna eat the placenta".
Elton John " We are more popular than Jesus ".
Britney Spears " I don't want to have sex until I'm married".
Paris Hilton "Whatever".
- TIPP-EX" If only you had written it "