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Puppy Love

Entry for Threadless 'Simple' Challenge.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/434457/Puppy_Love/showmore,des
Politics; Many Blood Suckers

Politicians everywhere promise a cleaner, brighter more prosperous future for everyone. Sadly the reality usually features said politicians lining their pockets with tax payers money, or scratching the backs of their powerful industrial friends. Larry Hardiman famously defined politics thus:
Politics, n: Poli "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"

http://www.threadless.com/submission/427494/Many_Blood_Suckers
D.O.V.E.
D.O.V.E. (Dastardly Order of Villainous Exterminators)It seems to me that nowadays peace is only ever achieved through violence, which seems an obvious contradiction. Peace by Peaceful means.
http://www.threadless.com/submission/424722/D_O
King of the Road

King of the Road
Do you fancy yourself as a Squire in the saddle, the Earl of eco travel or perhaps a Baron of bicycles. Its time to climb the aristocratic ladder to full blown Sovereignty as 'King of the Road'. http://www.threadless.com/submission/422325/King_of_the_Road
You're just my type

Its true, you are.
This is my entry for the Threadless '4 words or less' challenge Currently voting over at Threadless HQ. As ever your support is very welcome.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/414075/You_re_just_my_type/showmore,des
Life

Life flourishes and blooms only to inevitably wither and then bloom again.
Threadless latest:
http://www.threadless.com/submission/402537/Life
King Kong Ping Pong

Aside from swiping lithe blondes and scaling tall towers, Mr Kong's lesser know hobby is the nobel past time of table tennis.
http://www.threadless.com/submission/400079/King_Kong_Ping_Pong/showmore,designs
The Jack of Smarts (and the Knave of Slobs!)

My third submission of 2012, hopefully the third time pays for all.

If you have the time and inclination, all votes and comments are very welcome:
http://www.threadless.com/submission/397070/Jack_of_Smarts_Knave_of_Slobs/showmore,des
Piratical Cycle

This is reworking of a previous submission, although I liked the previous piece I thought it could be improved upon. This scallywag is up for scoring on Threadless now, all comments and votes are greatly appreciated.
http://www.threadless.com/submission/394680/Vicious_c
Faint heart never won fair lady

Winning your way into a lady's heart can sometimes be like fighting a terrifying beast. A long arduous road, littered with the remains of previous would-be suitors, a treasure guarded by a fearsome guardian. This is for all the white knights out there still questing for their maidens!

http://www.threadless.com/submission/393679/Faint_heart_never_won_fair_lady/showmore,designs
Unwind your mind

In order to plumb the depths of the psyche and untie your inner workings, what better way than to turn yourself into a human pretzel and unleash your third eye. Unwind your mind.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/392320/Unwind_your_mind
Kitty Love Leg Lock

You just get home from work with 8 bags of shopping, you're walking down stairs, or groggily get some water in the night when all of a sudden something hairy has laced itself like a hairy tentacle in a figure eight around your legs.

www.threadless.com/submission/388456/Kitty_Love_Leg_Lock/showmore,designs
Pineal Colada

The solution to Zombie world hunger is right here. If you have a minute to spare, all votes and comments are very welcome:
<a href="http://www.threadless.com/submission/387963/Pineal_Colada/showmore,designs">Pineal Colada</a>
Beast Babes Battles

No story would be complete without this holy trinity. Whether you yourself are a beast, a babe or just enjoy a battle every now and then, tug on this tee to show the world.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/386575/Beasts_Babes_Bat
The Root of all Evil!The daily grind, the rat race, working for the man all for a little $. Throw your clothes away and go live naked in the woods (just buy this T-shirt first). http://www.threadless.com/submission/385525/The_Root_of_all_EVIL/showmore,designs
If you have the time please head over to Threadless and vote if you can, thank you!
Ever wonder where clouds come from?

http://www.threadless.com/submission/353913/Where_do_babies_come_
Every Pirate deep down just wants to be loved and if they had counselling and psychoanalysis back in Pirate times I'm pretty sure that this is what they'd say.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/352731/Lonely_Pirate
Valor. Glory. Maidens. What else is there? New Threadless T, if you have the time please Vote, its much appreciated.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/352698/VALOR_GLORY_MAIDENS
The Rum need never be gone with Captain Jack's Special Reserve Rum:
http://www.threadless.com/submission/350755/Captain_Jack_s_Special_Res
There is possibly only one thing worse than the Undead apocalypse and that is the reanimation of Justin Bieber (ZomBieber that is) to eternally groan out his undead pop music anthems.

Available on Threadless: http://www.threadless.com/submission/350729/ZomBieber
When the end comes and you're holed up in a shopping mall surrounded by the decaying undead, there are only two things you can rely on; a trusty boomstick and this clean white t-shirt to mop up the blood and brains.