I'm a copywriter. Currently I'm seeking for a freelance cooperation with the top agencies around the Globe. I've been thinking how to promote myself in a fresh non-trivial way. Finally I've got an idea and one very good friend of mine helped me to realize it.
What if I call myself Texter (instead of trivial "copywriter")?
Professional Freelance Texter is
looking for some dirty dangerous job.
Why huge global agencies or tiny creative boutiques need such
a crook like me? Good question!
Maybe because advertising world is not
a fairy tale (even not a fantastic world, brightly described by Mr.
Beigbeder in his “99 francs”).
Maybe because everybody always wants to
make something bright and creative, but always has a lot of boring
dirty copywriting work instead. And this is the moment when I appear
on the stage.
Bang!Bang!Bang! I work quickly,
accurately and neatly. I do my job and disappear without a trace. The
problem is solved, the evil is punished, everybody is happy.
That's probably why you do need me.
Professional Texter will do all the
dirty job for you, while you keep on enjoying your Martini in Cannes.