This is Mrs. Green's best friend, Chanteuse. Chanteuse loves the Rolling Stones and her fave song of theirs is, something about< Coming in colours" Huh?
Chanteuse' husband Frank, is the IT manager of a Fortune 500 company. Their only son, Jason, who is twenty-two, unemployed and lives with them is a classic twenty-first century Dud. But not really, because Jason has several friends in the same boat lost at sea. Could they all be "Duds."? It just does not seem to be statistically possible.
Chanteuse enjoys spending her husband’s considerable income. Plastic surgery, Botox treatments, every Tuesday afternoon at the Spa for facials, manicures, pedicures, massages, and whatever else strikes her fancy. She sees her hairdresser, Lance, every other week. She often spends an entire day shopping for clothes at designer boutiques, or the best department stores. She depends on her husband to buy her jewelry but shows him exactly what she wants and then waits for him to present it to her on some silly occasion like their Anniversary, her birthday, a day in which Chanteuse is always a depressed bitch, or Christmas. Cheers!
Her son Jason often steals money from her purse to buy drugs. Chanteuse never lets on that she even notices her missing cash but has lately switched to using her Debit of her Credit Cards almost exclusively. I mean, only poor people pay with or even carry cash anymore right? Or so thinks Chanteuse.