Greetings everyone, we have a big surprise for you today. We present to you the astronauts of the future! Tough, sturdy, and dim-witted enough to take on some of the most dangerous galactic flights ever attempted. No we aren’t talking about humans here folks, even though a lot of individuals fit the bill. We’re talking about cows! Why? Because humans are expensive! We here at Crytivo Industries are proud to reveal the Cowtivo Space Program. A new initiative that will ensure humanity’s expansion into the stars, without being sued for mistreatment of employees for once! Oh and before you start getting emotional about the cows, do not fear good citizens, they are actually genetically engineered for the job! Big thanks to our research department for that! Isn’t science great? We will have more info for you in the coming weeks, so stay tuned. In the meantime, we have some surprising in the flight cabin to do!

 

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