Meet Jeff.
Jeff, the Zombie.
...and the lady killer.
Jeff likes to be fabulous on occasion.
Just look at these sparkles.
But, alas. Jeff is lonely.
...
These are
...the ladies.
And Jeff wants
to woo them.
Now Jeff likes the ladies, but he's looking for his #1.
Play as Jeff and perform wicked awesome dance moves in the club to please the ladies. If you do, you're one step closer to your soulmate. And if you don't...you'll be an inanimate corpse once again.
(a good-looking corpse, but still a corpse.)
Dancing successfully will earn you XP. (that's like your money.)
Visit the store to pick up something that'll draw the ladies to you like magnets.
(my personal fave is the slab of chest hair. it's lookin' pretty fresh.)
Dancing successfully also means you actually get to woo these ladies.
(and of course, wooing them means they fangirl and faint.)
Woo the ladies by doing the right dance move at the right time.
Use your fingers to perform the gestures that pop up on the screen.
They'll look a little something like this:
