HEY BROTHERS, IT'S ME THE 2X AND I HAVE NO HEAT ON RSPDUBYA ANYMORE, SO
PROBABLY NO ONE WILL READ THIS (EXCEPT FOR MY FEW REMAINING BRAHS...CAN ONE OF
YOU RE-POST THIS FOR T-LOWE BY THE WAY?  HE NEVER SEEMS TO GET ANY OF THE 2X'S
AOL POSTS.)OK SO ANYWAY, I HAD TO GO SHOPPING FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE MY MOTHER MADE ME.

SO THE FIRST THING I DO IS THROW A CONIPTION IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CALL MY MOTHER
ALL KINDS OF NASTY NAMES.  "WHY DO I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING YOU F***?!?!?!?!?!"
"I'M YOUR MOTHER, HOW DARE YE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?!?!!"  "FLARN YOU HOOBUS!!
LOOK AT MY WALLYS!!  LOOK AT MY WALLYS!!!  AWW FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!" 

WELL THEN I GOT DRESSED UP TO GO SHOPPING, AND I DECIDED THAT THIS WOULD BE THE
PERFECT DAY TO INSULT THE BLACK RACE IN A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT WAYS.  SO THE
FIRST THING I DID, WAS PUT MY HAIR UP AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE GEORGE CLINTON'S,
NEXT I PULLED MY ULTIMATE WARRIOR WRESTLING TRUNKS DOWN JUST BELOW MY WALLYS
(DON'T WORRY BRAHS, MY PENUS WAS TUCKED SAFELY BEHIND MY REPLICA WCW
CHAMPEENSHIP BELT.), THEN I PUT ON A PAIR OF LUGZ AND A HOODED SWEATSHIRT, AND
PUT THE HOOD UP AND I WAS GOOD TO GO. 

I WENT OVER TO MY MOMMY, TOLD HER I WAS READY TO GO, SO SHE GAVE ME $30 TO BUY PRESENTS, AND THEN I BIT HER WHEN SHE WENT TO GIVE ME A KISS GOODBYE.  I THEN WENT OVER AND I PUNCHED MY DOG JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE FOR LOOKING STUPID.  SHE BUSTED OUT A MIGHTY
"BYAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!"  AND I WAS OUT THE DOOR.

I HOPPED ON MY 2 SEATER BICYCLE WHICH I HAVEN'T RIDDEN SINCE ILOVEHOGAN WENT
AWAY TO ONLY HULK KNOWS WHERE.  I SPED ALONG ON THE BIKE AND I REALIZED THAT I
HAD TO DO CACA SOON AND I COUNTED THIS AS AN UNEXPECTED BLESSING.  SO FINALLY I
GOT TO THE MALL AND I WALKED IN THERE AND I WAS GOING "AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAH!!!
 WOLFPACK IN THE..........." AND ALL THE NEGROES WOULD GO "HOUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!"
AND THEN I WOULD SPIT AT THEM BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT. 

OK SO I'M LIMPING AROUND BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT N.W.A. APPARENTLY THINKS IS COOL AND I'M SAYING "DON'T HATE THE PLAYA, HATE THE GAME" AND NO ONE IS SINGING ALONG BECAUSE
BOOKER N. IS TRASH AND NEVER DESERVED TO BE THE WCW CHAMPEEN.  HE SHOULD HAVE
STAYED WITH AHMED JOHNSON AND STOLE CARS OR BEEN A DJ LIKE THE REST OF HIS
FAMILY. 

OK SO I GO INTO ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH AND I WIPED MY BUM ON A PAIR OF
WOMEN'S WIND PANTS TO SEE IF MY PRESENT WAS DONE COOKING.  NO LUCK, IT WAS NOT
READY.  SO I LEFT ABERCROMBIE, BUT NOT BEFORE I SLAPPED SOME LITTLE WHORE RIGHT
IN THE MOUTH.  SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH AMAZEMENT THEN GOT ON THE PHONE TO CALL
SOMEONE FOR SOME REASON.  SO I WALK OUT OF THE STORE, AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW
THE BIG BOSSMAN IS ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS SO I STARTED ON HIM "YEAH, MUTHAFU***N
PO PO'S TRYIN TO KEEP A BLACK MAN DOWN!  YAW'LL BEEN DOIN THIS FO' FO'HUNNID
YEAAZ!  I'M FINNA BREAK YOU OFF REEEEEEAL PROPA LIKE!  LEMME SEE YO' I.D.!"
APPARENTLY I WAS MISTAKEN, BECAUSE HE CORRECTED ME AND SAID, "SIR, YOUR BALLS
ARE HANGING OUT AND PEOPLE ARE BECOMING OFFENDED.  PLEASE EITHER COVER YOUR
GENITALS OR LEAVE THE PREMISES NOW."  THEN I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO SEE MY
AFRICAN PENIS AND HE SAID NO.  HOW DARE THIS RENT-A-COP TELL THE 2X TO COVER UP
HIS DIRTY APPLEBAG?? 

ANYWAY SO NOW I GO OVER TO THE GAP AND MY HEATER WAS COOKIN IN THE CHAMBER, SO I GRABBED A NICE PINK SCARF AND I WIPED MY DUNGA WITH IT AND..OH BOY!!!  I SEEM TO HAVE COME IN CONTACT WITH A LOG!!  I IMMEDIATELY GRABBED THE SCARF AND TOLD THE CASHIER HOW OFFENDED I WAS THAT THEY HAD SCARFS WITH CACA ON THEM IN THEIR STORE.  SHE QUESTIONED ME AND ACCUSED ME OF DOING IT, WHICH I DENIED COMPLETELY AND SHE SAID "THERE'S HALF OF A CACA LOG HANGING OUT OF YOUR BUM!!"  I THEN TOLD HER TO MIND HER BUSINESS AND GAVE HER A
SHYSHELIP. 

THEN IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE THE MALL, SO I RAN OUT AND JUMPED ON MY BIKE LIKE IT WAS A HORSE.  I HAD TO BE CAREFUL AND RIDE MY BIKE STANDING UP SO I WOULDN'T GET NASTY CACAS ALL OVER IT.  THEN I GOT TO MY HOUSE AND TOOK OUT A ZIPLOC BAGGIE AND A BOX, I PUT A CACA IN THE BAG, AND PUT THE BAG IN THE BOX.  THEN I CUT THE BOTTOM OUT OF THE BOX, AND GRABBED THE BAG WITH MY HAND.  I WALKED IN MY HOUSE AND TOLD MY MOM I GOT HER A GIFT.  SHE THEN OPENED THE BOX
AND I SQUEEZED THE CACALOG AND IT OOZED OUT THE BOX AND SOME OF IT SQUIRTED ON
HER CHIN AND NECK.  I FOUND THIS HIGHLY AMUSING HOWEVER SHE DIDN'T AND TOLD ME
TO GO TO MY ROOM. 

I PROMPTLY IGNORED MY MOTHER'S ORDER, AND WENT TO THE LIVING ROOM WHERE MY DOG
WAS AND I PROCEEDED TO BOOK HER IN A HARDCORE MATCH WITH YOURS TRULY.  FOR SOME
REASON SHE TRIED WALKING OUT OF THE ROOM AS SOON AS I WALKED IN, SO WHAT DO I
DO?  I NAIL HER WITH THE MIGHTY FINGERNAIL/EAR PINCH OF DOOM AND SHE GOES
"SNORT, BYAAAAAAART!!!"  AND THE TAIL GOES BETWEEN THE LEGS.  I BEGAN POSING
FOR MY DOG AND SHE TRIED WALKING AWAY AGAIN SO I BOOTED HER REALLY HARD IN HER
SEX ORGANS.  HER BUTT WENT UP IN THE AIR AND SHE WALKED LIKE 6 FEET ON ONLY HER
FRONT LEGS GOING "BYAA, BYAA, BYAA, BYAAAAAAAAAART!!!!"  THEN SHE TURNED AROUND
AND LOOKED AT ME AND I WASTED NO TIME AND GAVE HER A FLYING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE
ON THE NECK WHICH DROPPED HER LIKE A BAG OF ROCKS. 

THEN I HOPPED ON HER BACK AND STARTED TRYING TO MAKE HER GET UP AND LET ME RIDE HER LIKE A HORSEY.  MY DOG IS A PITBULL MIND YOU, AND PITBULLS AREN'T EXACTLY BIG DOGS.  SHE WAS
GRUNTING BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE BEEN TOO HEAVY FOR HER, SO I PUNISHED HER FOR THAT
BY BUSTING OUT ANOTHER VICIOUS EARPINCH, AND SHE MADE LIKE A GARGLING NOISE AND
IT WENT "BYARGLEARGLEARGLEAAAART!!!!!"  BY THIS TIME, SHE HAD LOST CONTROL OF
HER BOWELS AND IT WAS ALL OVER THE RUG, AND THAT CALLED FOR ME TO INFORM MY
MOTHER BECAUSE THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.  MY MOTHER CAME IN, AND BY THE
TIME SHE GOT IN THERE THE DOG WAS TRYING TO EAT HER OWN CACAS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS
THEY DON'T GO ON THE RUG. 

MY MOTHER FREAKED OUT STARTED LAYING INTO THE DOG AND GOING OFF ON HER WHILE I WAS BEHIND HER RIDICULING THE DOG FOR BEING SO UNTHOUGHTFUL DURING THIS TIME OF OUR CHRIST.  MY MOTHER THEN THANKED ME FOR TELLING ON THE DOG AND I WAS LET OFF MY PUNISHMENT.  ALL IN ALL I FOUND THIS A PRETTY PRODUCTIVE DAY OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AND I THINK ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS THAT WILL BE ABLE TO TOP THIS, IS THE CHRISTMAS EVE PARTY OVER UNCLE CHUCKIE'S HOUSE. 

I CAN'T WAIT BRAHS.  TREMEND DADDY, TREMEND!
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