“Are you a hot oak with the body of a prince, but lacking a lekker sword? need some more meat for your manhood? Well bru, we have the solution for you. We can help turn that slap chip into a rocket powered pleasuring pole. The tjerries will love your new pulsing porno package. Dongbong, the leader in pielie pomping technology”. The “Dongbong, penispomp” is exactly what it says it is. Yes, you guessed it, it’s a penis pump.
When at the gym, the men are always busy “pumping iron”. With the pumping comes the use of steroids and supplements to help increase muscle growth and strength. It is a very popular rumour that steroids and some supplement do indeed help for muscle growth, but also decreases the size of men’s penises. Having a big ego is what defines these men from other stereotypes, and having a big penis increases the ego of a man. Thus, I combined the egotistical big penis theory, and combined it with the effects of steroids and the concept of “pumping”. “We’re pumping... up our egos/penises”. Thus, the product is an ego/penis enlarger for the “Steroid Joberg Jocks”.