“Are you a hot oak with the body of a prince, but lacking a lekker sword? need some more meat for your
manhood? Well bru, we have the solution for you. We can help turn that slap chip into a rocket powered
pleasuring pole. The tjerries will love your new pulsing porno package. Dongbong, the leader in pielie pomping technology”. The “Dongbong, penispomp” is exactly what it says it is. Yes, you guessed it, it’s a penis pump.

When at the gym, the men are always busy “pumping iron”. With the pumping comes the use of steroids and
supplements to help increase muscle growth and strength. It is a very popular rumour that steroids and some
supplement do indeed help for muscle growth, but also decreases the size of men’s penises. Having a big
ego is what defines these men from other stereotypes, and having a big penis increases the ego of a man.
Thus, I combined the egotistical big penis theory, and combined it with the effects of steroids and the concept
of “pumping”. “We’re pumping... up our egos/penises”. Thus, the product is an ego/penis enlarger for the
“Steroid Joberg Jocks”. Read Less