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Captain Redbeard

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  • Captain Redbeard:
    How to be a pirate in a very very very short time
  • He sailed the seven sea's, hunted for whales,
    battled other pirate ships, found y-lands and conquered them.
    He say's he swam with the mermaids,
    found piles of gold and blablabla etc etc WHATEVER.
    He eats like a pig, acts like he is
    THE flying Dutchman, smells like a barrel of
    scotch and last but not least, his beard as red as a lighthouse.
    His name is Redbeard,
    Captain Redbeard.
  • Being a pirate, starts with ZI HAT!
  • Lesson 1: Say ARGH!
  • Lesson 2: Pull, pull, pull!
  • Lesson 9: Eat or be eaten.