- Captain Redbeard:
How to be a pirate in a very very very short time
- He sailed the seven sea's, hunted for whales,
battled other pirate ships, found y-lands and conquered them.
He say's he swam with the mermaids,
found piles of gold and blablabla etc etc WHATEVER.
He eats like a pig, acts like he is
THE flying Dutchman, smells like a barrel of
scotch and last but not least, his beard as red as a lighthouse.
His name is Redbeard,
GIVE ME A ARGH!
- Being a pirate, starts with ZI HAT!
- Lesson 1: Say ARGH!
- Lesson 2: Pull, pull, pull!
- Lesson 9: Eat or be eaten.