- Bye Helmets
All men are the same.
Goalkeeper is the best position, he stands still
and he wears a really cool jersey.
Valentine was invented by a multi-national.
Behind every great biker there’s a great woman.
The most famous goal ever scored was a handball.
I’m the world’s largest social network.
The nation is in the school bus driver’s hand.
The Divine Comedy is the greatest trilogy ever.
I wanna see everyone else in my rear view mirror.
I prefer the sequel to the first film.
All women are the same.
If it’s a bestseller it sucks.
If they pass me, it’s because I’ve stopped.
Africa is the world’s richest country.