Beard in a Box™
- e. blake hicks /// beard in a box™
Face it, some dudes just can't grow a beard. No matter how mightily they try, some guys are just plagued by peach fuzz, stricken with spotty growth, or doomed to be totally devoid. To surmount these natural shortcomings, men take such shameful routes as improper use of hair growth products, costly surgery, and even shaving! Now, thanks to Follicorp's Beard in a Box™, there's an affordable kit of scientifically engineered hormonal supplements with the power to put a majestic mane on any man! 
- Included in this package:
One (1) pack of Fu-Man Chew™, an invigorating, minty gum with a blend of plant and animal extracts formulated to kick the hair producing hormones into gear!
Four (4) doses of The Soul Patch™, a weekly transdermal patch that delivers a constant supply of testosterone throughout the day to keep your hair growth at a maximum at all times!- Six (6) packets of GoaTea™, a warm, relaxing beverage that thickens and darkens existing immature facial hairs overnight!
- ...and as an added bonus, Follicorp have included a FREE* Beard in a Box™ One Month Beard Tracking Calendar! Keep up with the recommended dosages of each of the follicle enhancing products inside this magic box, and keep up with your facial hair success story's progress by filling in our hairless friend's face each day to match your own growth!
*Cost of paper and printing included in original purchase price. - Tired of being called "tushy cheeks" every time you're at the mall? Fed up with being offered a kids' menu at your local restaurant? Then you're ready for Beard in a Box™ to fill in what genetics have left bare! Operators are standing by - CALL NOW!
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