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Episode 1: Jesus Returns
A fellow wakes up in a container in a alley, like the ones is Melbourne. He looks kind of like Jesus, long hair and beard, thongs and cloak. The man is confused and disappointed, looks kind of hangover. He starts talking to someone who is not there, hints of a party in heaven is presented, Suddenly god answers the man, directing the man as Jesus. God has a voice and slang of a street man. God tells the man that he has to “fix up some of the shit he messed up in the last time he was down under. He tells the man to get a job. God tells Jesus that “Go look for a sign, when the time is right you will know what to do.”
Episode 2: Why am I here
Jesus goes from place to place trying to get work. Everywhere he goes the message is the same, Jesus looks like a bum and there is no place for him. He tries to consult God again. God once again that he will know when he should be looking for a sign. Flabbergasted, Jesus sits down. A man comes over to him thinking he is a bum, and hands him a 5 dollar note. Jesus, looking angry, gets up and crosses the street. Then he sees it, a poster for a nightclub called “the sign” looking for Djs.
Episode 3: Jesus is a DJ
Jesus is a DJ at the sign, talking to random people and playing tunes like “Its Raining Men” and “Personal Jesus”. A fight erupts, one of many that night, and Jesus ask someone how come there is fighting all the time. The man answers that people are drinking to much, and drunk people seem to get in fights all the time. Jesus get a curious look on his face and says to himself “To much wine huh? I think I know how to fix that”
Episode 4: My path is chosen
Jesus is talking to the manager of the club he is playing for, convincing him of something the viewer has no clue about. In the background a bunch of shabby looking angels is visible. They are holding a bag each containing something that looks like some kind of soft cans of water. Jesus finishes the conversation with the club owner, telling the angles that “its time” and leaves the back room and enters into the club. Jesus gets the people dancing attention of the crowd from the DJ stand, telling them that he is giving away a free water, freshly distilled from wine. Thirsty people gather around the angels, thankful for the water. Jesus winks to the camera, and the screen fades to black.
“ Drink water every 30 minutes you fool, you will get less drunk and less hangover. Word! ”