Cards for couples –
Inside (left to right):
STDs, pregnancy scares, and child support.
With someone else.
Nagging, domestic disputes, and a skillet to the head.
Cards for your exes –
Inside (left to right):
Man am I glad I’m over that moment.
Prick.
Should have known not to go for an ass like you.
Cards for your casual partner –
Inside (left to right):
There's a reason it's called VD.
Inside (left to right):
There's a reason it's called VD.
His name is Jose Cuervo.
You'll do.
