Only if these brands were honest about their tag lines. I am not sure if they equally suck in the global market as well or it`s just for the *adjustable Indian Markets*

OLA : Literally -  no cabs available. No matter what time you are trying to book 90% of the times I have never been able to book an Ola cab. 

UBER : No matter what, surge pricing will always be there. Specially during monsoons, festivals, natural calamities etc. Surge toh lagega hi boss, kuch bhi Karlo.

VODAFONE : These guys will charge you a bomb for you network and internet services and in 4G`s name they will sell you 2G or even Edge services. Most crappiest network of all times. You guys suck. 4G k naam pe 2G chipkaenge , kuch bhi karlo.

Gpay : Better luck next time. Always