Life is too short to learn German. The words in this wonderful language are extremely long, but later you see, they only consist of another words.  And the meaning finally is often not, what are you expecting for.

Kopfkino (Kopf=head, Kino=cinema) - when you play at your head what's happened to you today.

Schildkröte (Schild+Kröte) - Turtle

Ohrwurm (Ohr=Ear, Wurm=Worm) - irritating song, that you can't rid off

Handschue=Gloves

Klugscheisser = person, who knows too much

Waschbear = racoon