Nothin' Doin': The Game of Gainful Unemployment is a board game, the object of which is to achieve and sustain happiness without working a nine-to-five job. Players roll dice to move around the board, encountering a variety of situations that increase or decrease their levels of time, money and pleasure. By keeping these three currencies balanced and collecting entrepreneur, investor, idler and anarchist mentors, players make their way to the hammock in the center of the board in order to win the game, while picking up plenty of useful tips for avoiding the dreaded nine-to-five along the way.