"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."
- Michael Scott to Toby Flenderson - The Office
- Michael Scott to Toby Flenderson - The Office
"Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions?"
- April Ludgate-Dwyer to Jerry Gergich - Parks & Recreation
- April Ludgate-Dwyer to Jerry Gergich - Parks & Recreation
Sheldon Cooper to Howard Wolowitz - The Big Bang Theory
"When you talk like that, I'm tempted to ring for Nanny and have you put to bed with no supper."
- Violet Crawley to Robert Crawley - Downton Abbey
- Violet Crawley to Robert Crawley - Downton Abbey
"Don't talk out loud; you lower the IQ of the whole street."
- Sherlock Holmes to Philip Anderson - Sherlock
- Sherlock Holmes to Philip Anderson - Sherlock
