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Monsieur Chariot™

Illustrations. Monsieur Chariot's romantic interludes invariably involve deranged and/or homicidal women.
"A compliment is like a kiss through a veil." - Victor Hugo
 
 
A popular site on Open Salon™, Monsieur Chariot™ is a wittily sinister online presence offering "Discreet Tutelage in the Metropolitan Arts to Inquiring Gentlepersons of Variously Misguided Social Persuasions."
Typography, Illustration. As Monsieur Chariot insists, "gentlepersons of distinction refuse to let new-fangled technologies trample the time-worn! No more excuses! It is high time we reclaimed the Art of the Meticulously Handwritten Note!"
 
Depictions of the gentleman's summer home, and a childhood visit to the Bois du Bologne.
"A way with the ladies," Monsieur Chariot as student charmer.
"Soon there will be two kinds of people. Those who make phone calls and those that Masturphone.™" Illustrations for Monsieur Chariot's scandalous satire on cellphone usage. 

"Cherished, handwritten notes" delivered to Monsieur Chariot from peeved Salon editors. Site has received close to two million hits and sports hilarious commentary from fans worldwide.
Monsieur Chariot™
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Monsieur Chariot™

Monsieur Chariot A Gentleman of Questionable Relevance

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