HEADLINE: God created the armpit. We are fixing his mistake with science.
HEADLINE: If you don't appreciate a deodorant with high thermal stability, talk to an eskimo's wife.
HEADLINE: No humanoids were actually harmed in testing this product for adrenaline response.
HEADLINE: If you think a deodorant that works at zero gravity is useless, you obviously never sniffed an astronaut's armpit.
CREATING THE FUTURE - A MAKING OF
