The grungy looking hipster you took home is actually homeless.
You’re 100% matched with your boss’s profile on OKCupid.
MUNI starts running on time.
Your favorite artisan coffee is actually Folgers crystals.
Frank Chu is right. There are 12 Galaxies!
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Bed bugs escape the Tenderloin and embed themselves in your midcentury modern couch.
Ike’s Dirty Sauce reveals itself to really be Ike’s “dirty sauce.” (Eww!)
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