Skachky Tarakansky
or The WOWHOUSE party.
Pozor! Achtung! Attention! Only in WOWHOUSE. Arrived aboard the last ship from Constantinople. The Cockroach Races! Just one-night-stand in Moscow. Thrill, the gong, guests, crooks, moneychangers, awards and awardees, award armoire, early morning, the cockroaches with the favorite, cockroach race bracket, race track, team, mustaches, mustachioed guests… All for your attention! Hooray! This is disgusting.
Race track and the electric cockroach (one from the team)
The race track was designed to make it as difficult for electric cockroaches to move along it as possible. Another important task of the track was the need to serve as a booze table at the same time.
The gong blasted and…
Mein Papagei frisst keine harten Eier,
Er ist ein selten dummes Vieh.
Er ist der schönste aller Papageier,
Nur harte Eier, die frisst er nie.
Er ist ganz wild nach Brustbonbons und Kuchen,
Er nimmt selbst Kaviar und auch Sellerie,
Auch saure Gurken sah ich ihn versuchen,
Nur harte Eier frisst er nie.
Er ist ein selten dummes Vieh.
Er ist der schönste aller Papageier,
Nur harte Eier, die frisst er nie.
Er ist ganz wild nach Brustbonbons und Kuchen,
Er nimmt selbst Kaviar und auch Sellerie,
Auch saure Gurken sah ich ihn versuchen,
Nur harte Eier frisst er nie.
It was hot. But what about rules? There were no rules. Cheating, fraud, manipulation and fighting: these are rules. To block a track by your hand, to spit onto an opponent roach or grind it accidentally with a heal. This is where out thrill and passion is! This is awful, but believe us, it’s awesome. The winners received orders and ribbons.
System of the Orders
Each cockroach represented a whole team of players and had its own portrait and pedigree. The events of the European history became the basis for the personalization of cockroaches.
Race cockroaches. Bismarck was the winner.
