Men and cars. If you have testes jangling in your jeans, you understand that guys love cars, even if you can't quite articulate why. They make us feel cool. They look sexy, and make us look sexy (maybe). They are fun and loud and empowering and dangerous at a time when society conspires to take those manly thrills away from us in a thousand subtle ways. Young or old, gay or straight, hair-highlighted hipster or bush-bearded loner, guys dig cars. It's the one machine that defines our tribe.  -Men'sHealth