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“Brad Pitt will accept the fact that Angelina Jolie may leave him at any time for her brother, James Haven Voight."

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“Melania Knauss agrees to remind any conceived children of theirs that Donald Trump is their father and not their grandfather.”

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“Tom Cruise agrees to supply Katie Holmes with more acting work beyond the caliber of ‘Dawson’s Creek’.”