Do we see the assistant [to the] regional manager next to Mike here?

"That's what she said" and the certificate!

Beat, Stapler in jello and the Dundie Award! 

"People say I'm the best boss. They go, 'God, we've never worked in a place like this. You're hilarious, and you get the best out of us. ' [lifts up 'World's Best Boss' coffee mug]  Um, I think that pretty much sums it up, [pauses] I found it at Spencer Gifts."                                                                                                                                                       --- Michael Scott