Do not tear
The Existentialist hand guides are designed to aid new existentialists in breaking down the barriers of normal social conduct. They are intended as suggestions rather than rules, the whole goal of an existentialist is to take command of your own life, having responsibility over your decisions and therefore your life. The 5 guides include advice on: Housework, Shopping, Parenting, Cooking and Dressing. All of the guides are constructed using recycled materials, your average Existentialist could decide to steal, graffiti or destroy the guide so to make it out of expensive materials would perhaps be a waste. The first test of the Existentialist is the band instructing you not to tear it, whether you do or not is up to you.
A guide to Shopping
'Go to a shop and buy your milk just like everybody else'
'Rope yourself a cow and enjoy free milk for life'
A guide to Housework
'Hire a maid'
'Give away/sell your house and all of your belongings, what housework'
A guide to Parenting
'Ignore them completely every Friday'
'Convince them that they are adopted'
