Once upon a time i get the pen

- Anatoly, but it was my dissertation. Why did you do it?
- Sergey, we are russian comrades, we are not enemies. So let's drink and remember sweet 60-s.

- Pashka, you motherfucker. In the war i fought with guys like you, i killed a lot of you.
- Grandfather, i am not rich peasant, i'm commersant. And i didn't sell Russia to jews like you did at revolution times

- Don't walk away. If i wrong i will give my apologies. By the way the tea is ready.
- This is impossible. I feel sad and sorry - inside me live little boy who wants to play and walk around the world. Tea With sugar?

This is word - Govno. In russian that means Shit

- Hey, Dad! It's time to marry for me, i think - to make my life, ruined by school, more stable. And Masha is pregnant from me... I think he will not buy a car to my birthday...
- Don't hurry, see the variants, see the prices, consult with friends. Let's uncle Kolya see her in his database - i thing she was sitting in jail. Because i saw tatoo at her ass. It's hard to live with foster-child

-...And i buried the bone in king's apartments. That's how i save the honor of monarchy. I actually enabled king to scratch my tits in a name of our friendship.
- A want to have your valor and make something great to prove the meaning of my bad parasityck life. But my religion dont appear me to take too much attention