Hormonal Rant

I hate my thighs!

There is nothing on TV!

It's too cold outside!

I need new clothes!

Traffic sucks!

I'm hungry!

I miss my friends!

I need a vacation!

My stomach is so flabby!

I can't wear a bikini now!

Men are arrogant babies!

Dumb people should wear a sign!

There is nothing to eat!

Why is this taking so long!

Don't you know who I am!

I want to scream!

I am screaming!

People are watching!

They must think I'm fat!

I need to take a deep breath!

Ok, maybe a few deep breaths!

I am so embarrassed!

I must get over myself!

I can't stand being late!

Ok, am I late?

Thank god, right on time!

What was I saying?

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